Agony Aunt Payments
Look, we ain’t got this payment thing properly set up yet, it’s taking some time to convince a big bank that we cats can have bank accounts and things. It’s all that security stuff and something called money laundering but me and my sisters can’t think why we’d put all our money through a washing machine. We’re still trying to get our heads around these cat-owner things.
So, just for now, send me a message by clicking the submit button below and I’ll send you something for free, maybe a download link or something.