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Did you know I’ve even got my very own Facebook Page? If you click my link then Like and Share My Page, more people will know about how I was kidnapped then forced to become a Ship’s Cat against my will. I’ve got rights too you know.

Also, if you click that WordPress Follow button down there on the left you’ll automatically get updates whenever things go wrong on this ship.

You’ve gotta help me right?