How Me and My Team Became Incredible Feline Angels
Did you know that I tried to find myself a good London lawyer, one who could help me get paid some wages? Well, I found one who said she wouldn’t rescue me, but would legally advise me. Then my friend the Mexican dustbin cat told me to be very careful, he said I’d get something called a bill, he said it could even be a rich London lawyer’s bill.
So my new London lady lawyer, who is rich and simply adores me, said the way words were written in my Ship’s Cat job-description contract was quite important, then she said I’d been tricked, she said that under Maritime Law ship’s cats don’t have any rights. Nothing! No proper rights at all! How’s that for injustice eh?
I got all upset and started crying, my Mexican friend consoled me saying now was a good time for me to think about having his kittens…