My Name’s Wosita…
Rosita is Mexican for Love
My real name is Rosita, every cat calls me Wosita because I can’t say my ‘R’s. The whole world now calls me stupid Wosita, which I think is a nickname. I wanted to change my name to Rhododendron but I can’t say my ‘D’s. I’m a Mexican navy cat, which means I’m one of those ship’s cats you see in movies. I was on a Mexican navy ship which sailed away without me, I’ll get a new navy ship soon though I heard nothing for four years now. I’m worried the navy forgot me, I might run out of food.
I know Nellie Cat, she’s an English sea cat. She’s on the run trying to get back to her mom in England. She escapes but keeps on getting kidnapped, that’s when I met her besides the dustbins in San Carlos. She sneaked me onto her English ship, then she saved my life.
That’s when we became cat Agony Angels, which is a job we really like. We get to hear some amazing stories – lots of cats have heartbreaking problems, usually owners have problems too. I like solving these problem things even though I’m still learning – one thing I’ve learned is that us cats never stop learning. Nellie Cat is my cat hero, she always comes up with bamboozin’ ideas especially when she spotted that gap in the market. Sometimes the advice she gives to other cats is so wonderful it makes me cry. I’m learning loads, soon I’m gonna be giving advice all on my own. I think I’m a natural Angel.
My aim is to get to England with Nellie, she tells me I can get a council house and social security – especially being Mexican. The English like Mexicans because they all like Mexican food. I tried for America but couldn’t get over their border.
So if you’re a cat with a feline problem, or an owner that needs a problem solving, then just send it over our way, it won’t take long… and we promise, we’ll always be there for you.
Wosita, The Navy Ship Cat.
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