Please answer below before clicking that Submit button. But you gotta answer truthfully now.

Me or one of my sisters will then reach out to you and get things moving.

Please remember, cat owners can contact us too, we especially love talking to kitty owners who have exceptionally interesting cat problems… that’s really exciting gossip stuff, though we try our very best to keep strum.

But we Agony Aunts aren’t good at keeping secrets you know…


If you want some ideas of how to write in then see some samples here on my Nellie’s Agony Advice Page. 

Did you know I’ve even got my very own Facebook Page? If you click my link then Like and Share My Page, more people will know about how I was kidnapped then forced to become a Ship’s Cat and a Feline Agony Aunt against my will. I’ve got rights too you know.

Also, if you click that WordPress Follow button down there on the left you’ll automatically get Agony Aunt updates and news of whenever things go wrong on this ship.

You’ve gotta help me right?